Jason will you be my Valentine???

Ahhhhh love is in the air!! I CAN NOT WAIT!!!!

Presley, this is why you cant have nice things....

Went to Pet Smart with Kelsey and Jimmy and thought I would be a nice lil momma and pick up my sweet baby girl a little something. Found the cutest weiner dog plush toy with a squeeker and crinkle paper inside. Presleys faves. This is what it looked like before...

So I take it home and it is a hit. She immediately takes it and starts throwing it around, rolling on it, bringing it to me to play fetch, and squeeking away. I a proud that I have made a good choice. This is what puppy happiness looks like...

So I go on about my business, watch T.V., make dinner, surf the interweb, and then I realize I have a quiet puppy. As Seth always says a quiet puppy is a bad puppy. I look under my coffee table and see piles of white fluff everywhere. She has torn a hole in his lil plush butt and is ripping stuffing out like a mad person. Let me say this was only about 2 hours after bringing home the toy. Here is the aftermath....

Welcome Cole James

Cole James Krynski was born Jan 24th. 6 lbs 15 0z, 18.5 inches long!!! He is soooo cute. Kelsey and myself drove to Portsmouth to see him and poor lil boy was so tired. He slept during our visit today. I am so happy for Sarah and Dan. They are going to be such good parents . Here are some pics of the lil cutie...

I FEEL LIKE A KID ON CHRISTMAS!!!

So my super sweet and sexy hubster and I are going to take a week long retreat in the mountains to get some much needed Q.T. after 6 months of being apart. He will be home the last part of March. Then we will head off to Kentucky to visit the fam and friends for a few days and drop my sweet sweet lil baby girl Presley off with her grandparents. Then off to a relaxing, romantic, funfilled, "Wilderness Retreat!" Incredibly cathartic!! HAHA.Seth and I went away for a mini vacay to Gatlinburg back in 2004 right before he left for bootcamp and it was one of the most fun trips we have taken to date. So I have high hopes for our trip!

Here are some pics of where we will be staying.

Yes that is a 92" TV Screen. Seth and I are tech geeks and this was a def selling point. We will be taking our seasons of The Office and Lost to enjoy! My god a bag of Reeses Pieces and Michael Scott makes the anticipation that much more! HAHA

Life is Good

I LOOOOVE Holly Madison! I think she is so beautiful and I just think she is an all around cool chick. Anyway when I came across this pic tonight it made me very happy! I dont know why but for some strange reason it just gave me hope. Not really in a physical aspect, just all around. Thank you Holly!

I got my first "KID GIFT"

So Seth and I have been together for 6 years, and aside from Presley have no real children! But when we do she will have the cutest backpack and sleeping bag. Thanks you Munch for the Super Sweet Gift!
It is complete with Backpack, Owl Sleeping Bag, Flashlight, and Sippy! YAAAY! So Kelli when lil baby _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ comes to spend the night with her grammy she will be prepared!

This Show Was So Good

Myself and the Dynamic Duo (Lisa and Brian) spent an evening with Colbie Calliat. I just love her. She has an amazing voice and she is just SUPER SWEET. It was a great night, and thank god I had Lisa (AKA MIGHTY MOUSE) there with me to take care of these stupid bee-yotchs that kept trying to slide in front of us!! She's small but she is fiesty! HAHA. Here are some pics. Enjoy.

Miss Piggy kept cutting in front of us


Typical Lisa and Brian

They were making fun of me because I send Seth 324,546,554,754 Emails! HAHA

I did the Phelps name Proud

If you know anything about "US PHELPS'" You know that we are uber competitive. We hate to lose! So little to my surprise I pulled off the Championship Win in my Fantasy football league! My first year playing and me and THE POISON CUPCAKES take home the big prize. I guess all these years of Seth drilling football knowledge into my head has paid off.
My Awesome M.I.L. made it all the way to he playoffs in our league, and suffered a devastating loss in the first round. I was hoping we would get to meet head to head.

In other Phelps fantasy football news, Seth and Tad fought to the death in their league championship. Tad pulled off the win on Monday night. All three Phelps men Jim, Tad, and Seth now hold a fantasy football championship. Next year is Kelli's year. The dynasty will then be complete! ha.

This says it all...

I was making a late night run through HotHotJapanHot.com and saw some interesting mug shots. So I decided to inquire a little more and found this lil gem and thought I would share!!I know the election is over and our fate has been locked in but still this is funny! Click for larger image.


Need I say more....

Dear Bravo,

You have got to stop showing your all day show marathons!! Between Heidi, Tim Gunn, The Houswives, Jackie Warner, Padma, and Tom, I havent accomplished anything all day. Now it is time to go to work and I am sad! Damn you channel 61!!!!!

Thanks
Sheena

Sooooo.....

alot has happened since the last time I blogged. But in a nutshell times have been pretty crappy. Not in that teary eyed, dark, depressed kind of crappy. Just really bad luck lately. A member of the Phelps family is extremely sick and is going to have to be put to sleep. Sadly we look back and reminisce about all the wonderful memories we have had together. All the lazy afternoons and fun filled evenings.

Phillips 42" Plasma TV with ambilight, you will be missed!

Besides Presley, you were the thing that I had to come home to as lame as that may sound. The Xbox, the DVR, the blu-ray player. These are all things that make it a lil easier to relax, and get through the lonely nights without the Hubs.
Just depressing...I have Gears of War 2 and Lost Season 4 on Blu-Ray sitting there like bricks on the shelf. Completely useless without you.

Replacing you hasn't been easy but don't worry about us here, we know you are in TV Heaven looking down on us. We hope you approve on the new member of the family. Her Name is Sam!!

If I can't have Seth, I guess this is the next best thing...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE 2 IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!

November 24th in my opinion is the best day of the year!!! Seth is 24 and Presley is 3.....Yes they have the same birthday! Weird right? Well you can't be part of our Fam unless you are born on the 24th! Them's tha rules!!! HAHAHA!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I LOVE YOU BOTH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!

Sleep Deprived but SOOOOO worth it

So since Seth is gone I have been very lonely, so I have been spending alot of time with some old friends of mine. Marcus, Dom, Carmine, Cole and Baird!!! They have kept me up until 6am some nights, only breaking to pee or snack!!! Can't wait until April when Seth can join in with us....

GEARS OF WAR....What did you think I was talking about???

A Tasty Tid-Bit for the Mom-in-Law

So as you know Kelli liked David C and I liked David A and it was an on going rivalry between the 2 of us every Tuesday night! Well we all know the outcome of that situation, but any how found this and laughed out loud as I watched it!

Dont worry girls I felt the same way when Zack Morris started dating Stacy Karosey! We have all had our moments!!

I KNOW THAT KELLI WILL ENJOY THIS!!

Thanks Carrie...I have been crying for 20 minutes

Normally I am not so sensitive, but on my quest for a new hairstyle I came across this video and it hit me like a ton of bricks!!! DAMN FEMALE EMOTIONS!

I'm A Mac

Yeah so this little device has changed my life....I mean really, having the world wide web at my fingertips is WONDERFUL!!! This lil guy can give me directions, the weather, tell me where to eat, email my husband in the middle of the ocean, watch my videos on YOUTUBE, listen to my music...oh and did I mention it calls people too!!! Thank you Steve Jobs. THANK YOU!

Baby Mania

Last Sunday I had my friend Sarah a surprise baby shower at my house. We had alot of fun, and it is just good to be able to get together with the ladies outside of the store!!

Sarah is having a lil baby boy. Cole James Krynski is his name. We all can't wait to meet him.

P.S. Of course I have to be holding Arayiah... I am partial to red headed babies!! hehehe!!

Tad & Stacy

Aren't they SOOOOO cute!!!! Just LOVED this photo and wanted to post it.

We miss our boys so bad.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!!

Just a few of my fave horror movie monsters I thought I would share.....

5) Jason Voorhees

While Jason has NEVER scared me, personally, outside of maybe the boat sequence in first Friday the 13th, I have to put him here because he is an icon of the Slasher genre and is probably one of the most associated character with 1980s horror movies and horror movies in general.
Jason, as a child, had alledgedly drowned at Camp Crystal Lake after the guidance counselors were too busy having sex and not watching the children. His mother killed anyone who came near the camp in his name. However, after she was murdered, Jason sought vengeance.
He may have became a parody of himself before it was all over with, but you still can't argue that he doesn't belong on this list. If nothing else, he changed hockey masks for everyone!

4)The Devils Reject (AKA Firefly Family)

These guys are some of my personal faves. I LOVE ROB ZOMBIE!!! The Devil's Rejects wasn't really scary. It was more of a portrait of a family of self-serving sociopaths. House of 1000 Corpses went for some cheap scares. In the end, there is just something disturbing about how this family of psychopaths interacts with both each other and the outside world. Rob Zombie took the concept of the family from Texas Chainsaw Massacre and somehow actually managed to turn that upside down!
The most popular of the bunch is easily Baby Firefly (played by Sheri Moon Zombie). She is psychotic, immature, narcisstic, and sexy all at the same time. She'd sleep with you and then slit your throat. However, even knowing that, men would still give her a chance! Otis is the epitome of trailer park trash. Captain Spaulding is the biggest self-serving worthless waste of human space out there, but you still have to try his fried chicken! Mama Firefly is the motherly type. She loves her family, but also loves killing everyone else while she is at it. Of course, you can't forget Grandpa Hugo, Tiny, or RJ.
Overall, it is the interaction and the personalities that makes the Firefly family just completely insane and deserving of a top spot here.

3)Ghostface

The Scream films were in my opinion awesome. I love the suspense, I love how the emphasis is on the thrill of the chase and not the gore. While Scream films or The Ghostface(s) may not be the most horrifying movies or villains, they have totally earned their spot here. Scream took what was usually considered a sleazy genre in the slasher film and turned it upside down. Previous, the big time films were made on really cheap budgets and focused mostly on gore and finding new ways to kill people. While those films still do get direct-to-video releases Instead, the more well known films take the route that Scream had. They actually have big name actors. There is much less emphasis on gore. It is also obvious that they were NOT made on a cheap budget.
The Ghostface villain in each movie calls their victims (usually from inside their home) and proceed to terrorize them. Sometimes with horror movie trivia and sometimes with some rather unsettling information. There was a lot of focus on irony and cliches, which the Ghostface was a cliche.
"Hello Sydney" became a catchphrase for quite some time. You can find a Ghostface mask every Halloween just about every where, even at your local dollar store. The Ghostface is easily one of the most instantly recognizable figures in horror movies and that is why he/she deserves a spot here.

2)Chucky

In the late 80's this Good Guy made us all a little leary of those pint size plastic friends we used to carry around with us. The Childs Play series made 2 good movies and 1 desent movie before the series "jumped the shark" with the horror comedies like Bride of Chucky and Seed of Chucky.

In the original film Charles Lee Ray, the notorious "Lakeshore Strangler" was being chased down a street by a cop, Mike Norris, who proceeded to fire on Ray, fatally injuring him. Bleeding heavily, Ray stumbled into a toy store and collapsed into a pile of Good Guy dolls. Knowing he would probably die, Ray used voodooo to transfer his soul into one of the dolls. The store was then struck by lightning, and it burned to the ground.
He attempts to use Andy Barclay to transfer his soul into since Andy was the first person to whom Chucky revealed his secret, and thus the only person Chucky could transfer his soul to, in accordance with the voodoo spell.

Chucky definatley earned his spot in my top horror movie monsters. You can't tell me that lil doll didn't scare the shit out of you!

1) Freddy Kruger

While Freddy Krueger and the Nightmare on Elm Street series belongs to the Slasher genre, which is considered a sleazy genre as opposed to the class of films that Silence of the Lambs and Psycho were in, nobody can deny that Freddy Krueger is the ultimate horror movie villain.
His glove with knives is horrifying. His burnt face is horrifying. His intentions are horrifying. Not to mention that he can haunt you when you are most defenseless, in your sleep, is horrifying! While he may be scary, he is also very appealing to audiences because of his charisma and rather demented sense of humor.
Robert Englund, who plays Freddy in every movie, is an excellent actor. He was a classically trained actor as opposed to a stunt man which is used in most slasher films. Not to mention that he is a nice guy from what most people can tell from his public appearances and behind the scenes stories.
Congratulations to Freddy Krueger for being #1. Yeah, I talk like he is an actual person and this list actually means something, but hey.

HONORABLE MENTION:

Gage Creed, Zelda, & Pascow

These three are a package deal from the movie Pet Semetary. One of my childhood favorites. Even Though Pascow is a good guy he will down right scare the shit out of you!

And Zelda......OHHHHHH ZELDA!!!!! I had nightmares about her for years. Still sometimes I will wake up in the middle of the night ina cold sweat thinking about her....."RAAAAAAACHAELLLLL, RAAAAAAAACHAEL" Aghhhhhh. I scared myself just typing that!!!

Of course the star of the show Gage Creed. Noone wanted to hang there feet over the side of the bed after the Judd Crandell scene!!

If you haven't seen this movie then tonight is the perfect night!!