Wow...it has been a while since I have posted. Sad thing is that really nothing has changed too much. I started a new business venture which I am Super Excited about. I am now a Passion Parties Consultant. I cant wait to see all the cool things that this business has to offer. Seth and I are going to Las Vegas in March for the annual convention. Woo Hoo!! Never been to Vegas before so I am thrilled!!! Maybe I can double my money and then double it a couple more times. Who knows?
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
I've got an idea

So it appears that Britney Spears has lost custody of her kids to Kevin Federline....Ok I am going to say it again, Britney Spears lost Custody to Kevin Federline. Honestly people how big of a F**k up do you have to be for a judge to think that the most fit parent in the whole ordeal is K-Fed?? Hey Brit, you should write a book for all those mothers in the world just looking to get rid of their lil snot nosed brats....
Brits Guide to Un-Motherhood
1) Become close gal pals with Paris Hilton
2)Throw away all your underwear
3)Shave your head
4)Beat up random things with an umbrella
5)Take the kids for a spin in your lap with no license
6)Meet skanky guys and get snapped having relations with him in a hot tub
7)Perform multiple hit and runs
7)Perform multiple hit and runs
8)Let your dog sh*t on designer clothing
9)Wear fishnet hose on a day to day basis
10)At the biggest performance of your life, make the whole world think you drank a big bottle of "What the hell is going on?"
This could really take off. Just a thought.
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