This says it all...

I was making a late night run through HotHotJapanHot.com and saw some interesting mug shots. So I decided to inquire a little more and found this lil gem and thought I would share!!I know the election is over and our fate has been locked in but still this is funny! Click for larger image.


Need I say more....

Dear Bravo,

You have got to stop showing your all day show marathons!! Between Heidi, Tim Gunn, The Houswives, Jackie Warner, Padma, and Tom, I havent accomplished anything all day. Now it is time to go to work and I am sad! Damn you channel 61!!!!!

Thanks
Sheena

Sooooo.....

alot has happened since the last time I blogged. But in a nutshell times have been pretty crappy. Not in that teary eyed, dark, depressed kind of crappy. Just really bad luck lately. A member of the Phelps family is extremely sick and is going to have to be put to sleep. Sadly we look back and reminisce about all the wonderful memories we have had together. All the lazy afternoons and fun filled evenings.

Phillips 42" Plasma TV with ambilight, you will be missed!

Besides Presley, you were the thing that I had to come home to as lame as that may sound. The Xbox, the DVR, the blu-ray player. These are all things that make it a lil easier to relax, and get through the lonely nights without the Hubs.
Just depressing...I have Gears of War 2 and Lost Season 4 on Blu-Ray sitting there like bricks on the shelf. Completely useless without you.

Replacing you hasn't been easy but don't worry about us here, we know you are in TV Heaven looking down on us. We hope you approve on the new member of the family. Her Name is Sam!!

If I can't have Seth, I guess this is the next best thing...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE 2 IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!

November 24th in my opinion is the best day of the year!!! Seth is 24 and Presley is 3.....Yes they have the same birthday! Weird right? Well you can't be part of our Fam unless you are born on the 24th! Them's tha rules!!! HAHAHA!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I LOVE YOU BOTH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!

Sleep Deprived but SOOOOO worth it

So since Seth is gone I have been very lonely, so I have been spending alot of time with some old friends of mine. Marcus, Dom, Carmine, Cole and Baird!!! They have kept me up until 6am some nights, only breaking to pee or snack!!! Can't wait until April when Seth can join in with us....

GEARS OF WAR....What did you think I was talking about???

A Tasty Tid-Bit for the Mom-in-Law

So as you know Kelli liked David C and I liked David A and it was an on going rivalry between the 2 of us every Tuesday night! Well we all know the outcome of that situation, but any how found this and laughed out loud as I watched it!

Dont worry girls I felt the same way when Zack Morris started dating Stacy Karosey! We have all had our moments!!

I KNOW THAT KELLI WILL ENJOY THIS!!

Thanks Carrie...I have been crying for 20 minutes

Normally I am not so sensitive, but on my quest for a new hairstyle I came across this video and it hit me like a ton of bricks!!! DAMN FEMALE EMOTIONS!

I'm A Mac

Yeah so this little device has changed my life....I mean really, having the world wide web at my fingertips is WONDERFUL!!! This lil guy can give me directions, the weather, tell me where to eat, email my husband in the middle of the ocean, watch my videos on YOUTUBE, listen to my music...oh and did I mention it calls people too!!! Thank you Steve Jobs. THANK YOU!

Baby Mania

Last Sunday I had my friend Sarah a surprise baby shower at my house. We had alot of fun, and it is just good to be able to get together with the ladies outside of the store!!

Sarah is having a lil baby boy. Cole James Krynski is his name. We all can't wait to meet him.

P.S. Of course I have to be holding Arayiah... I am partial to red headed babies!! hehehe!!

Tad & Stacy

Aren't they SOOOOO cute!!!! Just LOVED this photo and wanted to post it.

We miss our boys so bad.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!!

Just a few of my fave horror movie monsters I thought I would share.....

5) Jason Voorhees

While Jason has NEVER scared me, personally, outside of maybe the boat sequence in first Friday the 13th, I have to put him here because he is an icon of the Slasher genre and is probably one of the most associated character with 1980s horror movies and horror movies in general.
Jason, as a child, had alledgedly drowned at Camp Crystal Lake after the guidance counselors were too busy having sex and not watching the children. His mother killed anyone who came near the camp in his name. However, after she was murdered, Jason sought vengeance.
He may have became a parody of himself before it was all over with, but you still can't argue that he doesn't belong on this list. If nothing else, he changed hockey masks for everyone!

4)The Devils Reject (AKA Firefly Family)

These guys are some of my personal faves. I LOVE ROB ZOMBIE!!! The Devil's Rejects wasn't really scary. It was more of a portrait of a family of self-serving sociopaths. House of 1000 Corpses went for some cheap scares. In the end, there is just something disturbing about how this family of psychopaths interacts with both each other and the outside world. Rob Zombie took the concept of the family from Texas Chainsaw Massacre and somehow actually managed to turn that upside down!
The most popular of the bunch is easily Baby Firefly (played by Sheri Moon Zombie). She is psychotic, immature, narcisstic, and sexy all at the same time. She'd sleep with you and then slit your throat. However, even knowing that, men would still give her a chance! Otis is the epitome of trailer park trash. Captain Spaulding is the biggest self-serving worthless waste of human space out there, but you still have to try his fried chicken! Mama Firefly is the motherly type. She loves her family, but also loves killing everyone else while she is at it. Of course, you can't forget Grandpa Hugo, Tiny, or RJ.
Overall, it is the interaction and the personalities that makes the Firefly family just completely insane and deserving of a top spot here.

3)Ghostface

The Scream films were in my opinion awesome. I love the suspense, I love how the emphasis is on the thrill of the chase and not the gore. While Scream films or The Ghostface(s) may not be the most horrifying movies or villains, they have totally earned their spot here. Scream took what was usually considered a sleazy genre in the slasher film and turned it upside down. Previous, the big time films were made on really cheap budgets and focused mostly on gore and finding new ways to kill people. While those films still do get direct-to-video releases Instead, the more well known films take the route that Scream had. They actually have big name actors. There is much less emphasis on gore. It is also obvious that they were NOT made on a cheap budget.
The Ghostface villain in each movie calls their victims (usually from inside their home) and proceed to terrorize them. Sometimes with horror movie trivia and sometimes with some rather unsettling information. There was a lot of focus on irony and cliches, which the Ghostface was a cliche.
"Hello Sydney" became a catchphrase for quite some time. You can find a Ghostface mask every Halloween just about every where, even at your local dollar store. The Ghostface is easily one of the most instantly recognizable figures in horror movies and that is why he/she deserves a spot here.

2)Chucky

In the late 80's this Good Guy made us all a little leary of those pint size plastic friends we used to carry around with us. The Childs Play series made 2 good movies and 1 desent movie before the series "jumped the shark" with the horror comedies like Bride of Chucky and Seed of Chucky.

In the original film Charles Lee Ray, the notorious "Lakeshore Strangler" was being chased down a street by a cop, Mike Norris, who proceeded to fire on Ray, fatally injuring him. Bleeding heavily, Ray stumbled into a toy store and collapsed into a pile of Good Guy dolls. Knowing he would probably die, Ray used voodooo to transfer his soul into one of the dolls. The store was then struck by lightning, and it burned to the ground.
He attempts to use Andy Barclay to transfer his soul into since Andy was the first person to whom Chucky revealed his secret, and thus the only person Chucky could transfer his soul to, in accordance with the voodoo spell.

Chucky definatley earned his spot in my top horror movie monsters. You can't tell me that lil doll didn't scare the shit out of you!

1) Freddy Kruger

While Freddy Krueger and the Nightmare on Elm Street series belongs to the Slasher genre, which is considered a sleazy genre as opposed to the class of films that Silence of the Lambs and Psycho were in, nobody can deny that Freddy Krueger is the ultimate horror movie villain.
His glove with knives is horrifying. His burnt face is horrifying. His intentions are horrifying. Not to mention that he can haunt you when you are most defenseless, in your sleep, is horrifying! While he may be scary, he is also very appealing to audiences because of his charisma and rather demented sense of humor.
Robert Englund, who plays Freddy in every movie, is an excellent actor. He was a classically trained actor as opposed to a stunt man which is used in most slasher films. Not to mention that he is a nice guy from what most people can tell from his public appearances and behind the scenes stories.
Congratulations to Freddy Krueger for being #1. Yeah, I talk like he is an actual person and this list actually means something, but hey.

HONORABLE MENTION:

Gage Creed, Zelda, & Pascow

These three are a package deal from the movie Pet Semetary. One of my childhood favorites. Even Though Pascow is a good guy he will down right scare the shit out of you!

And Zelda......OHHHHHH ZELDA!!!!! I had nightmares about her for years. Still sometimes I will wake up in the middle of the night ina cold sweat thinking about her....."RAAAAAAACHAELLLLL, RAAAAAAAACHAEL" Aghhhhhh. I scared myself just typing that!!!

Of course the star of the show Gage Creed. Noone wanted to hang there feet over the side of the bed after the Judd Crandell scene!!

If you haven't seen this movie then tonight is the perfect night!!

I don't know about you but I think this is HOTT

I mean that grind move........HELLO!!!!

I want to dedicate this to my beautiful Mother-in-Law.....

I know you will watch it over and over again!!!!

THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL NIGHT

I was making a late night run through 9one and saw this tasty tidbit!! I will sleep well tonight!!!!

I have a confession to make......

I have a crush on Tom Colicchio. 22 more days until Season 5 of Top Chef!! WOOOOO HOOOOOOO!!!!! Can't wait to see what they cook up in the Big Apple!!

Tomorrow is Horror Fest

Rob Zombies Halloween, and The Strangers come out on Bluray tomorrow. I can't wait. I have always LOOOOOVED HORROR FILMS, and these are 2 winners. Both kind of throw back to that 70's thiller type horror. Just that eery, on the edge of your seat suspense. Not that torture porn that we know as horror today. So in the words of T.O. "GET YOUR POPCORN READY"

As A Daschund Enthusiast, This Is My Next Read

Random as it may seem I was reading about Picasso. I know that the artist very frequently referenced Daschunds in his artwork, and that he had one as a pet. What I didn't know is how that Daschund came to live with Picasso. The story is told in the"Picasso & Lump: A Daschunds Odyssey" by David Douglas Duncan. The name Lump (meaning rascal in German) is so appropriate, because those of us who are care takers of these wonderful lil fur babies can testify to mischief they can get into. I will post review.

Just thinking about you tonight

The pain just never goes away!

This is why I love Target...

So I was holding off on getting these SUUUUUPER Cute door mats because I knew they would go on sale just as most Target merchandise does. Well I was sooooo right!! YAAAAY!! Aren't they awesome? After the JIM PHELPS/VACUUME incident I thought I could swear off Target, but I just can't stay away!!! I am weak!

So Sad The Week Had To End

My lil sister Morgan came to visit me over fall break, and honestly it was the most fun that I have had in a while. It was nice to have someone around to make me laugh. I really didn't want her to have to leave. We did do alot in the short time that she was here, so we took advantage of our time. Morgan got to experience Sushi for the first time, and just as I suspected she loved it. She will be back again for her Spring Break. I can't wait! But here are some pics from the week....

I JUST HAVE 1 QUESTION........

WHAT WOULD YOU DO??????

Because of this I haven't worked in like 5 days

Check Her Out

I was browsing through YouTube a few weeks ago and found this girls page (monbaby10). I am really digging her. She is beautiful and she can really sing. So win win! Let me know what you think!

My Heart is Hurting

So the rumors have been flooding the media for weeks about Hef and Holly splitting up. I just brushed it off as stupid tabloid crap. Well Hef and Holly have both come out publicly about their split. When a TMZ cameraman recently asked her if she can get him into an upcoming Halloween bash at the Playboy mansion, she replied: "I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren't together." Hef said "I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me," he adds. "So there has to be a certain reality there."

Holly states that the 2 are still best friends and they are still filming stuff for one of my favorite TV shows "The Girls Next Door". But if rumors are true that Hef is replacing Holly with these new twin bimbos, 19 year old Kristina and Kerissa Shannon for Season 6 of GND then I am afraid I am going to have to drop the show from my rotation!!

SNIFF SNIFF I am just sad!

I started to carve a Jack-O-Lantern and this was the end result

Holidays just aren't the same without the hubster here!!
Today makes 1 month he's been gone.

Hey Jamie Lynn

I heard you were preggers again. Well Britney and I got together and put this lil informative video together for you. I mean just follow these helpful child care tips and you just might find yourself on the cover of EVERY celebrity junk mag too. DREAM BIG!!

Better than a mango??

Ok so I feel like I have spiders crawling under my skin!! I mean I don't have children and maybe I don't have that "MATERNAL" instinct, but if you don't get the HEEBY JEEBYS watching this then maybe you should make an appointment with Dr. Phil!! EGHHHHHHH!

Charlie is my hero

Just figured it was time I post this. It makes me laugh everytime I see it. So for those of you having a bad day...Enjoy!

Photography by Sheena...BWAHAHA

A lil too much free time on our hands. We're so cool!

Really Sheena...The F Word!!!

Morgan and I were going through videos on my camera when I came across this lil gem...I dont think you are supposed to say the F word on your wedding day but a few patron shots and dancing bears later I break all the rules!

OCTOBER IS HERE!

Ahhhh I love October. Fall Weather, Scary Movies, Halloween, Pumpkins! YAAY! I am excited for next week. Morgan and I are going to go to the Pumpkin Patch, and Howl-O-Scream at Busch Gardens. Morgan is just like me in the fact that she LOVES horror movies! So her and I are going to curl up on the couch and have a monster marathon!!! CANT WAIT!!!!

Sheena + Bea = BESTEST

Can't wait to put up my christmas tree!!! Thanks Bea!

SETHY POO = SWEETIE PIE

My hubs is the sweetest guy I have ever met. He never fails to find a way to make me smile. Even though he is a million miles away I just fall more and more in love with him everyday!

Just a sweet and HEALTHY lil treat that he sent me!! Edible Arrangements are my fave. YUUUUM!!! Gotta love the Hello Kitty shaped pineapple!

My B-Day Was A "HOOT"

Everyone knows I have a lil thing for owls. Well here are some of the lil goodies that I recieved for my birthday!!


I love this lil set below!!! My mother-in-law sent me the towel and my buddy Kelsey gave me the night light!! Isn't it SOOOO CUTE!!