So it appears that Britney Spears has lost custody of her kids to Kevin Federline....Ok I am going to say it again, Britney Spears lost Custody to Kevin Federline. Honestly people how big of a F**k up do you have to be for a judge to think that the most fit parent in the whole ordeal is K-Fed?? Hey Brit, you should write a book for all those mothers in the world just looking to get rid of their lil snot nosed brats....
Brits Guide to Un-Motherhood
1) Become close gal pals with Paris Hilton
2)Throw away all your underwear
3)Shave your head
4)Beat up random things with an umbrella
5)Take the kids for a spin in your lap with no license
6)Meet skanky guys and get snapped having relations with him in a hot tub
7)Perform multiple hit and runs
7)Perform multiple hit and runs
8)Let your dog sh*t on designer clothing
9)Wear fishnet hose on a day to day basis
10)At the biggest performance of your life, make the whole world think you drank a big bottle of "What the hell is going on?"
This could really take off. Just a thought.
2 comments:
Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha I love it! Amen sista. my thoughts exactly... God love her, she's a mess huh?
I heard my little cousin pray one night and he said "And God help Britney Spears."...she is the car crash no one will stop watching. Anyway, I love your blog...it brightens my day!
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