Saturday, December 8, 2007

Holy Manolo

Words can't describe my excitement!! I hope this movie is as Fabolous as I imagine it to be!!!

Friday, December 7, 2007

Yup Thats the Fattest Girl I Have Ever Seen

Come on people....SERIOUSLY!!! What the fuck is wrong with everyone!! If Jennifer Love Hewitt is fat then what the hell is the rest of the biscuit and gravy eating world!!! Yeah she has put on a lil weight. She is happy, she is in love. IT FREAKIN HAPPENS!!! Is it so bad that we have to go and make her flaws front page news!! Everyone is so tough sitting behind there lil computer screens typing all these mean spirited things. I would like to see what you look like!!! I bet you look like Gisele Bundchen in a bikini huh?? UGHHH stuff like this just makes me sick!! In the words of Tyra Banks all of you haters out there can "KISS MY FAT ASS" I got your back J. Love!!!

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Ohh to be 10 again

Today my lil sister is 10 years old. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MORGAN!!!! I can't imagine how quiet the last decade would have been without you. hehehe!!!

You Killed Jim Halpert

As I said earlier I am suffering from Office withdrawl. This is the best thing I have seen all day. We all loved you, you floppy haired girl!!!

Save the Receptionist. Save the World.

It has been torture the last two weeks knowing that all I am coming home to on Thursday nights is reruns. Not that I dont love me some reruns, but I already have all of them on DVD. I need some knew and exciting side splitting humor!! Someone rescue me from this nightmare.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Sorry SaraJean...

There is a new dime in town and I am not trying to play favorites but I would be lying if I said the best part of Tuesday night wasn't watching "Eden" try to corrupt the men of McNamara /Troy. Even though she is a deviant character on the show she is just mesmerizing. AnnaLynne McCord, you are the next big thing!! Is it weird that both my fave girls go by two names???HMMMMMM?

Thursday, November 15, 2007


Are we serious?? Santas all over Australia have been told they have to use "Ha Ha Ha" instead of the age old "Ho Ho Ho" so as not to offend women. WTF? We are talking about little kids who don't know "Ho Ho Ho" in any other context other than "That's what Santa says" I mean is saying Ho Ho Ho any worse than taking your kid to a public place and sitting him on some old mans lap, who for all we know could be running kiddy porn out of his basement. In my opinion Santa can Ho all he wants to. Maybe we could get Don Imus a new gig. "Nappy headed HO HO HO"

Thursday, November 8, 2007

I am F*ing Bummed

So as you all know the Writers Guild of America is on strike and with damn good reason, but still as an avid television viewer I am freaking bummed. This means no new episodes of The Office are being filmed and from Jenna Fischers blog that I read the funniest episode to date was in the works and all production has stopped for the show!!! UGHHH! Damn studios! I don't know why they think that they can just suck up all the money from all the new forms of media with out giving the actors, writers, directors any residuals. WTF??? The studios would be nothing without these people. Do I tune in so that I can see the Peacock Logo at the bottom of my screen. NO!! I tune in to watch Steve Carell, Jenna Fischer, John Krasinski and Rainn Wilson, perform the scripts that Greg Daniels and slew of other people wrote and produced. Not that I am like a huge artsy farsty advocate, but damn. Those people work hard and they are getting shit on. PLEASE GIVE THESE PEOPLE SOME MONEY SO I CAN HAVE "THE OFFICE" BACK!!!!!!!

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

WANTED: Middle aged black man with sass. Big butt, even bigger heart

Been home all morning having and Office marathon. I can't believe there are people that do not watch this show. I mean it is cutting edge, fast, there are quick cuts. It's youthful, sorta MTV on crack. Please do yourself a favor and go to Wal-mart and for a small fee of $18 you can purchase the first season. If you do not like it, I will refund your money to you.......well maybe not, but you should probably do some soul searching because you are a D-BAG!!!!!

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Sorry its been a while.. has been a while since I have posted. Sad thing is that really nothing has changed too much. I started a new business venture which I am Super Excited about. I am now a Passion Parties Consultant. I cant wait to see all the cool things that this business has to offer. Seth and I are going to Las Vegas in March for the annual convention. Woo Hoo!! Never been to Vegas before so I am thrilled!!! Maybe I can double my money and then double it a couple more times. Who knows?

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

I've got an idea

So it appears that Britney Spears has lost custody of her kids to Kevin Federline....Ok I am going to say it again, Britney Spears lost Custody to Kevin Federline. Honestly people how big of a F**k up do you have to be for a judge to think that the most fit parent in the whole ordeal is K-Fed?? Hey Brit, you should write a book for all those mothers in the world just looking to get rid of their lil snot nosed brats....

Brits Guide to Un-Motherhood

1) Become close gal pals with Paris Hilton
2)Throw away all your underwear
3)Shave your head
4)Beat up random things with an umbrella
5)Take the kids for a spin in your lap with no license
6)Meet skanky guys and get snapped having relations with him in a hot tub
7)Perform multiple hit and runs

8)Let your dog sh*t on designer clothing
9)Wear fishnet hose on a day to day basis
10)At the biggest performance of your life, make the whole world think you drank a big bottle of "What the hell is going on?"
This could really take off. Just a thought.


It's 2:32 am and I cant sleep, and he is the only person that I can think about.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Letterman vs Paris

The newest feud has hit the media. Holy Crap! This was very awkward to watch. He rips the celebutante a new asshole!!

This just never gets old

I feel a Coors Light Press Conference coming on

Something Wicked This Way Comes...

October is here and that means that Halloween is rapidly approaching!! I love the month of October. Carving pumpkins, hours and hours of horror movie reruns, candy, costumes, haunted houses, aghhh its my favorite. I cant wait to start the festivities!! I haven't made a final decision on my costume, but I will let you know as soon as I do. I am trying to get Seth into the spirit, but he isn't the costume type. I will think of something though.

Friday, September 28, 2007

I Support The Rabid

The Office last night was amazing. I think that is definitely going to be one of those episodes that is just going to become more and more funny every time you watch it!! I was so inspired by the cause that I went to and ordered my very own Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredeth Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure T-Shirt. I can't wait for it to get here!!
So many classic moments last night......
PB&J come fourth with their relationship
Dwight kills Angela's Cat (Sprinkles)
Pam sees Michaels weenie
Michael Carbo-Loads minutes before the race
Meredeth gets hit by a car
Andy's Nipples Bleed

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Dime of the Day

Jessica Biel

This is the booty that has tied down Justin Timberlake!!! Ummm so I am going to go to the gym now!!

I feel like dancin'


Monday, September 24, 2007


Today I am 22. Kind of an unexciting age but I guess I can make the best of it!!!

Dime Of The Day

Michele Merkin

Model/host of TV's Next Best Thing on ABC. I was first in awww over this girl when I was flippin through the pages of Maxim and saw her photo shoot. Talk about HOTT!!!

Candy Fit For A King

If you know me at all then you know I kind of have a little bit of an obsession with Elvis Presley. I have collectibles, I love to visit Graceland, I named my dog after him, so you can imagine my excitement when I saw this...
I was going through the checkout at Wal-Mart and it caught my eye!! PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA REESES!! YUM!! It is the same chocolate and peanut butter creation that we all know and love but at the bottom there is a layer of banana cream, which is made with real banana flakes so the taste is great. These were inspired by Elvis' love for peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Reese’s have really taken the “Limited Edition” title to a new level as these packages are labeled “Collector Edition”. “Hawaiian” Elvis is on the “King” size packs, regular size has two Elvis images - young Elvis and another “mature” Elvis, and the miniature packs have young Elvis in black with a guitar. Collectible? Why, yes - and tasty too.

Im Sorry Master Chief

2 Days ago our XBox 360 Elite disc drive went out. By the time that we send it off and get a new one in the mail it will be somewhere around 3 weeks from now. What makes this even worse is that the most anticipated game of the year comes out tonight. HALO 3 is available at stores at midnight tonight. We have had this game pre-ordered for months, and so we are going to have to sit here and look at it in the case while the rest of the known world is on XBox Live battling to the death. Ohh and to make matters even worse I just got Nip/Tuck Season 4 on HD DVD and now I can't even watch them because our HD DVD player works directly with the 360. UGHHHH!

Saturday, September 22, 2007

I can get some sleep now, I finally know...

This day has been long awaited for me and many other people in my inner circle. AGHHHHH so excited!

1,2,3,4...Im about to lose my mind

I can't get this song out of my head. I actually liked the song until I caught myself in the middle of Target singing it out loud!!! DAMN YOU APPLE!!!

Dime of the Day

Gisele Bundchen

Seriously folks, it doesn't get much better than this.

Suddenly I feel alot better about myself

Blonde Mafia

Just wanted to give a shout out to my fave buds from the 757, Bea and Debby. I have lived in Virginia a little over a year now and I have to say that these girls are hands down my favorite peeps I have met since I have been here. Whether its going to the gym, out to eat, bitching about work, life and love,these girls have always been there for me. So to my Sex and the City girls, just know that I love ya and I feel so blessed to have you as my friends!!

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Dime of the Day

I have had a girl crush on Sara Jean Underwood for quite sometime now and I finally just thought it best to let the world know. So here ya go world....

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Not even going to lie...

I still get a lump in my throat everytime I see this.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

I was really pulling for you

Just trying to rationalize to myself why I watched that garbage

If you GIMME any more I will have to kill myself

Britney Spears....WTF? Eyes glassy, could barely keep time to the music and by the end wasn't even mouthing the words to her own song - while getting groped from behind by overmuscled male models. She was dancing as if she was half paralyzed. I read one article that stated "She walked through her dance moves with little enthusiasm. It appeared she had forgotten the entire art of lip-synching. And, perhaps most unforgivable given her once-taut frame, she looked embarrassingly out of shape." DAMN!!!! Even the celebrity-studded audience seemed bewildered. 50 Cent looked like he just threw up in his mouth a little, Diddy was expressionless, Rhianna was caught laughing out loud at her table, and you would think that with the millions that she hasn't yet spent on cig's and manny's she could get a decent wig or weave or something.
All I can really say about this is thank god they are only airing this catastrophe one time. This was the worst thing to air on television this year. It seemed so unorganized and almost awkward. They kept cutting to the random suites of chaos, the award winners couldn't get to the stage because the layout of the room was, for lack of a better word, cluster fuck. I just didn't get it.
They just need to take it back to Radio City Music Hall like the good ole days and stop trying to be so whatever it is they are trying to be.
Ugh I can't talk about it anymore. I really wish I had that 2 hours of my life back.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Holidays = New iPod...Who would have thought??

Apple CEO Steve Jobs introduced the new iPod Touch Media Player in San Fransisco on September 5. Just in time for the Holiday Season. Ironic, I know. It has the same touch sensitive LCD screen that the iPhone has. I know that everyone is sick and tired of Apple always one uping themselves, making our gadgets and gizmos outdated before we can even wear the new off of them, but oh well, I am a nerd for this kind of thing so I love it.
Also Apple announced that they are teaming up with Starbucks to allow iPod users to buy music from Apples wireless iTunes Music Store while they are at selected Starbucks locations.
Hey Josh, atleast we don't have to worry about running into Kige while we are in line.


So my life is a little more complete this morning as I made a stop at Target to grab the third season of the best show on television "The Office". So excited to have a marathon tonight with Seth and the pup!!

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Halloween came early this year

I just want to start by saying that I absolutely loved this movie. I was a little upset after I had read IGN's review that gave the film 0 stars, but being the Horror Fan that I am I must always check it out for myself. In my opinion Rob Zombie did an amazing job. Seth and I love Rob Zombies previous films, House of 1000 Corpses and The Devils Rejects and the repeat cast in Halloween just made the movie that much more entertaining for us. Bill Mosely, Sid Haig, Sheri Moon, and so many more.
One thing that I loved about the movie is once it started it never slowed down. Not like you typical horror film where you have all the build up to the climax, the whole movie kept you on the edge of your seat. It is definitely worth going to see!

Monday, August 27, 2007

The Truth Behind The Phelps Nuptials

One of the biggest questions surrounding this recent event is Was there a groom?
Recently released photos have shown only Sheena (the bride) and her entourage sporting what seemed to be wedding attire, but where was Seth (the groom)?
Speculation began once the photos surfaced on myspace, facebook, and multiple blog sites. Was Seth really at the wedding? Is Sheena trying to fool the media with this "Mock Wedding"?
A source close to the couple suggests that "the wedding was legit, and Seth was in attendance"
A source (who shall remain nameless) has submitted the following photograph to Organized Chaos. They stated "I hope that this photograph will put all rumors to rest in the case of the missing groom, so that the couple can just continue to go about their everyday lives in peace."

Pictured from left, Seth Phelps & Sheena Phelps
July 21, 2007

Thursday, August 23, 2007

It's the real thing baby...

As I have told you in an earlier blog I have stopped biting my nails. Not to say that I haven't been tempted but I have put up a pretty good fight. I have never had nails before, so I went yesterday and got my first "REAL NAIL" manicure. No acrylics, no drills. It was so nice. I figure if I pay to get them done then it will be less tempting to chew them off. So here are my new nails. Not like that changes the fact that I was cursed with my dads huge man hands but it makes them look somewhat feminine.

Check it out...

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

What a wonderful day....

I just want to say thank you to all my girls (Stacy, Courtney, Morgan, Olivia, and Presley) for making my wedding day so special. I love all of you and I even though that day was a little "CRAZY" it was soooooo much fun. It wouldn't have been the same without you! All of you looked beautiful.
I also want to say thank you to Julia. You were so amazing and I am so lucky to have had you as my photographer. Thank you for all the hard work you are putting into the pictures, I really appreciate it. You have my highest recommendations and I am looking forward to working with you in the future when we have some little ones on the way. :)
Here are just a few pics of my lovely ladies.......all thanks to Julia of course.

Hottest Bridesmaids Ever

My lil baby girl

Soon to be sisters..he he he


She has never met a camera she didnt like!

My lil Olivia is too precious

Monday, August 20, 2007

There's a new toy in town

Presley and I had a mother/daughter weekend while Seth was home in Kentucky. So like any good mother I take my baby to the store to pick out a new toy. Usually we default to what we know as BOBO. So I pick one up and continue walking down the aisle, when I spot a springy little daschund toy. I put it on the ground and Pres immediately takes it is her mouth and starts carrying it around.
A new toy, treats, and a collar later, we leave the store to head home. When we get home Presley starts playing with the new toy which is now named "Slinky". She likes to drag out all her toys and rotate between them as she sees fit, but ever since we got Slinky she hasn't put him down. BoBo along with a number of other toys were left in the basket.
All I can think about is Toy Story when Buzz Light Year comes into the picture and Andy just puts Woody on the shelf. I feel bad for BOBO now. He has been many miles with Pres. Maybe she is just caught up in the excitement of a new toy. I guess only time will tell.

Saturday, August 18, 2007


I have officially been inspired!!! WOO HOO!! I FEEL GREAT!

Peggy & Debbie met back in 19xx performing in “The Music Man” in Brooklyn Heights. They both led the gypsy lifestyle…audition to audition and corporate survival jobs…you know the deal.

As friends, they always felt that they would collaborate on a theatrical production. In between shows, they worked together at Magnolia Bakery having fun, eating cupcakes and waiting on people. Some of their craziest ideas grew out of that experience…as well as some very fond memories.
In the spring of 2002, each of them reached respective crossroads in their careers. Deb had been doing the corporate circuit and Peg was doing the bakery thing full-time between auditions. It was time for each of them to take a huge leap of faith. Peg had the initial impulse to open a bakery. It was solidified after a phone call to Deb. The idea was born. Now, all they had to do was learn how to bake.
Debbie had a dusty old Betty Crocker cookbook that her parents had given her and decided it was a good a place to start. So, every Sunday for the next 1-1/2 years in Deb’s kitchen the two experimented. Some of the things they baked were great triumphs and others…well, it was back to the baking board. They had many willing guinea pigs, some of whom were extremely brave…they owe a lot of thanks to many of a certain coffee shop’s former employees for their willing participation in the great taste-offs of sugar Sweet sunshine.
In between baking, working survival gigs and picking up wholesale clients, Deb & Peg were writing a business plan, looking at potential locations and trying to make enough money to make sugar Sweet sunshine happen.There are so many people that were met along the way who were so instrumental to the journey and quite patient with their inexperience in opening a business. To say “Thank You” isn’t enough, so they got lots of baked goods.
sugar Sweet sunshine was unofficially open Thanksgiving 2003. For 48 hrs. Deb & Peg baked in their brand new kitchen with their brand new oven for the first time. The doors were open for those who wanted to take a peek in and see what was going on. The window was decorated with pictures of the two baking in Deb’s kitchen and their early baking creations. Deb & Peg always had the open door policy and it still applies today-you can see right into the kitchen.
December 22, 2003 marks the day the “Open” sign went up on the door of sugar Sweet sunshine.
Peg & Deb don’t claim to be pastry chefs-just two girls who set out to do their own thing. They wanted to create an atmosphere that’s warm, inviting, fun and remains carefree enough to believe in the “Why Not?”

Friday, August 17, 2007

It's Official

I am officially a military dependent. Got the badge to prove it now!! You would have thought that we were trying to get some maximum security clearance the way they were interrogating us.

I mean honestly 90% of the people that come in there must not have anything they need because they were shocked that we had all the right documentation, and bound and determined to find something that we were missing.

Phelps Fan Club

Just trying to remind Seth and Tad how lucky they are! We love you guys!!!

Hurry Home

My lil Sethy is leaving me for the weekend!! I don't know what I am going to do without him!! I am open for any suggestions!!!!

Apt 302 is the new Hot Spot!!!

It has been such a good week. Mine and Seths best friend Andy came out and stayed 4 days with us. We always love chillin with Andy, and I was so happy tonight to get to see my friends Dustin and Oscar!!! They came all the way from PA to see me!!! WOO HOO!! I miss them so much. We had coffee at IHop and the weather ruined the rest of our plans but oh well. It was amazing to hang out with them. It just feels so good to see familiar faces when you are so far from home!!