Friday, October 31, 2008

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!!

Just a few of my fave horror movie monsters I thought I would share.....
5) Jason Voorhees


While Jason has NEVER scared me, personally, outside of maybe the boat sequence in first Friday the 13th, I have to put him here because he is an icon of the Slasher genre and is probably one of the most associated character with 1980s horror movies and horror movies in general.
Jason, as a child, had alledgedly drowned at Camp Crystal Lake after the guidance counselors were too busy having sex and not watching the children. His mother killed anyone who came near the camp in his name. However, after she was murdered, Jason sought vengeance.
He may have became a parody of himself before it was all over with, but you still can't argue that he doesn't belong on this list. If nothing else, he changed hockey masks for everyone!

4)The Devils Reject (AKA Firefly Family)


These guys are some of my personal faves. I LOVE ROB ZOMBIE!!! The Devil's Rejects wasn't really scary. It was more of a portrait of a family of self-serving sociopaths. House of 1000 Corpses went for some cheap scares. In the end, there is just something disturbing about how this family of psychopaths interacts with both each other and the outside world. Rob Zombie took the concept of the family from Texas Chainsaw Massacre and somehow actually managed to turn that upside down!
The most popular of the bunch is easily Baby Firefly (played by Sheri Moon Zombie). She is psychotic, immature, narcisstic, and sexy all at the same time. She'd sleep with you and then slit your throat. However, even knowing that, men would still give her a chance! Otis is the epitome of trailer park trash. Captain Spaulding is the biggest self-serving worthless waste of human space out there, but you still have to try his fried chicken! Mama Firefly is the motherly type. She loves her family, but also loves killing everyone else while she is at it. Of course, you can't forget Grandpa Hugo, Tiny, or RJ.
Overall, it is the interaction and the personalities that makes the Firefly family just completely insane and deserving of a top spot here.
3)Ghostface


The Scream films were in my opinion awesome. I love the suspense, I love how the emphasis is on the thrill of the chase and not the gore. While Scream films or The Ghostface(s) may not be the most horrifying movies or villains, they have totally earned their spot here. Scream took what was usually considered a sleazy genre in the slasher film and turned it upside down. Previous, the big time films were made on really cheap budgets and focused mostly on gore and finding new ways to kill people. While those films still do get direct-to-video releases Instead, the more well known films take the route that Scream had. They actually have big name actors. There is much less emphasis on gore. It is also obvious that they were NOT made on a cheap budget.
The Ghostface villain in each movie calls their victims (usually from inside their home) and proceed to terrorize them. Sometimes with horror movie trivia and sometimes with some rather unsettling information. There was a lot of focus on irony and cliches, which the Ghostface was a cliche.
"Hello Sydney" became a catchphrase for quite some time. You can find a Ghostface mask every Halloween just about every where, even at your local dollar store. The Ghostface is easily one of the most instantly recognizable figures in horror movies and that is why he/she deserves a spot here.

2)Chucky


In the late 80's this Good Guy made us all a little leary of those pint size plastic friends we used to carry around with us. The Childs Play series made 2 good movies and 1 desent movie before the series "jumped the shark" with the horror comedies like Bride of Chucky and Seed of Chucky.
In the original film Charles Lee Ray, the notorious "Lakeshore Strangler" was being chased down a street by a cop, Mike Norris, who proceeded to fire on Ray, fatally injuring him. Bleeding heavily, Ray stumbled into a toy store and collapsed into a pile of Good Guy dolls. Knowing he would probably die, Ray used voodooo to transfer his soul into one of the dolls. The store was then struck by lightning, and it burned to the ground.
He attempts to use Andy Barclay to transfer his soul into since Andy was the first person to whom Chucky revealed his secret, and thus the only person Chucky could transfer his soul to, in accordance with the voodoo spell.
Chucky definatley earned his spot in my top horror movie monsters. You can't tell me that lil doll didn't scare the shit out of you!

1) Freddy Kruger


While Freddy Krueger and the Nightmare on Elm Street series belongs to the Slasher genre, which is considered a sleazy genre as opposed to the class of films that Silence of the Lambs and Psycho were in, nobody can deny that Freddy Krueger is the ultimate horror movie villain.
His glove with knives is horrifying. His burnt face is horrifying. His intentions are horrifying. Not to mention that he can haunt you when you are most defenseless, in your sleep, is horrifying! While he may be scary, he is also very appealing to audiences because of his charisma and rather demented sense of humor.
Robert Englund, who plays Freddy in every movie, is an excellent actor. He was a classically trained actor as opposed to a stunt man which is used in most slasher films. Not to mention that he is a nice guy from what most people can tell from his public appearances and behind the scenes stories.
Congratulations to Freddy Krueger for being #1. Yeah, I talk like he is an actual person and this list actually means something, but hey.

HONORABLE MENTION:
Gage Creed, Zelda, & Pascow




These three are a package deal from the movie Pet Semetary. One of my childhood favorites. Even Though Pascow is a good guy he will down right scare the shit out of you!
And Zelda......OHHHHHH ZELDA!!!!! I had nightmares about her for years. Still sometimes I will wake up in the middle of the night ina cold sweat thinking about her....."RAAAAAAACHAELLLLL, RAAAAAAAACHAEL" Aghhhhhh. I scared myself just typing that!!!
Of course the star of the show Gage Creed. Noone wanted to hang there feet over the side of the bed after the Judd Crandell scene!!
If you haven't seen this movie then tonight is the perfect night!!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

I don't know about you but I think this is HOTT

I mean that grind move........HELLO!!!!

I want to dedicate this to my beautiful Mother-in-Law.....

I know you will watch it over and over again!!!!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL NIGHT

I was making a late night run through 9one and saw this tasty tidbit!! I will sleep well tonight!!!!

I have a confession to make......


I have a crush on Tom Colicchio. 22 more days until Season 5 of Top Chef!! WOOOOO HOOOOOOO!!!!! Can't wait to see what they cook up in the Big Apple!!

Monday, October 20, 2008

Tomorrow is Horror Fest


Rob Zombies Halloween, and The Strangers come out on Bluray tomorrow. I can't wait. I have always LOOOOOVED HORROR FILMS, and these are 2 winners. Both kind of throw back to that 70's thiller type horror. Just that eery, on the edge of your seat suspense. Not that torture porn that we know as horror today. So in the words of T.O. "GET YOUR POPCORN READY"

As A Daschund Enthusiast, This Is My Next Read


Random as it may seem I was reading about Picasso. I know that the artist very frequently referenced Daschunds in his artwork, and that he had one as a pet. What I didn't know is how that Daschund came to live with Picasso. The story is told in the"Picasso & Lump: A Daschunds Odyssey" by David Douglas Duncan. The name Lump (meaning rascal in German) is so appropriate, because those of us who are care takers of these wonderful lil fur babies can testify to mischief they can get into. I will post review.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Just thinking about you tonight

The pain just never goes away!

This is why I love Target...

So I was holding off on getting these SUUUUUPER Cute door mats because I knew they would go on sale just as most Target merchandise does. Well I was sooooo right!! YAAAAY!! Aren't they awesome? After the JIM PHELPS/VACUUME incident I thought I could swear off Target, but I just can't stay away!!! I am weak!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

So Sad The Week Had To End

My lil sister Morgan came to visit me over fall break, and honestly it was the most fun that I have had in a while. It was nice to have someone around to make me laugh. I really didn't want her to have to leave. We did do alot in the short time that she was here, so we took advantage of our time. Morgan got to experience Sushi for the first time, and just as I suspected she loved it. She will be back again for her Spring Break. I can't wait! But here are some pics from the week....


Saturday, October 11, 2008

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Check Her Out

I was browsing through YouTube a few weeks ago and found this girls page (monbaby10). I am really digging her. She is beautiful and she can really sing. So win win! Let me know what you think!

My Heart is Hurting


So the rumors have been flooding the media for weeks about Hef and Holly splitting up. I just brushed it off as stupid tabloid crap. Well Hef and Holly have both come out publicly about their split. When a TMZ cameraman recently asked her if she can get him into an upcoming Halloween bash at the Playboy mansion, she replied: "I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren't together." Hef said "I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me," he adds. "So there has to be a certain reality there."

Holly states that the 2 are still best friends and they are still filming stuff for one of my favorite TV shows "The Girls Next Door". But if rumors are true that Hef is replacing Holly with these new twin bimbos, 19 year old Kristina and Kerissa Shannon for Season 6 of GND then I am afraid I am going to have to drop the show from my rotation!!

SNIFF SNIFF I am just sad!



Wednesday, October 8, 2008

I started to carve a Jack-O-Lantern and this was the end result


Holidays just aren't the same without the hubster here!!
Today makes 1 month he's been gone.

Hey Jamie Lynn

I heard you were preggers again. Well Britney and I got together and put this lil informative video together for you. I mean just follow these helpful child care tips and you just might find yourself on the cover of EVERY celebrity junk mag too. DREAM BIG!!

Better than a mango??

Ok so I feel like I have spiders crawling under my skin!! I mean I don't have children and maybe I don't have that "MATERNAL" instinct, but if you don't get the HEEBY JEEBYS watching this then maybe you should make an appointment with Dr. Phil!! EGHHHHHHH!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Charlie is my hero

Just figured it was time I post this. It makes me laugh everytime I see it. So for those of you having a bad day...Enjoy!

Photography by Sheena...BWAHAHA

A lil too much free time on our hands. We're so cool!






Really Sheena...The F Word!!!

Morgan and I were going through videos on my camera when I came across this lil gem...I dont think you are supposed to say the F word on your wedding day but a few patron shots and dancing bears later I break all the rules!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

OCTOBER IS HERE!

Ahhhh I love October. Fall Weather, Scary Movies, Halloween, Pumpkins! YAAY! I am excited for next week. Morgan and I are going to go to the Pumpkin Patch, and Howl-O-Scream at Busch Gardens. Morgan is just like me in the fact that she LOVES horror movies! So her and I are going to curl up on the couch and have a monster marathon!!! CANT WAIT!!!!