DEAR JESSICA,

I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK.... PLEASE STAY OUT OF DALLAS TOMORROW NIGHT. IT IS THE HOME OPENER AGAINST PHILADELPHIA & I REALLY NEED ROMO TO PERFORM FOR ME . MY FANTASY GAME DEPENDS ON IT!!!! WE ALL KNOW THAT TONY FOLDS UNDER MONDAY NIGHT PRESSURE ANYWAY, ALL HE NEEDS IS THE JUMBOTRON FLASHING IMAGES OF YOU, ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL. SO JESSICA FOR THE SAKE OF COWBOYS FANS EVERYWHERE & THE POISON CUPCAKES, JUST GO SHOPPING!!!!

SINCERELY,

SHEENA PHELPS
OWNER AND GENERAL MANAGER
OF POISON CUPCAKES