It's Just Bum-City in the 757

Today is Robbie's Birthday. He would be 27 today. Even now it still hurts as bad as it did almost 2 years ago. I miss you so bad Rob. They better be having you a party up there!!

and on another negative note....Seth left today for a month!! UGHHHHH. Let us mark February 8 officially the shittiest day so far this year!!

This weeks Playmate is....

Playmate of the Year 2006 Miss Kara Monaco. She is smokin people!! Before becoming a Playboy Playmate she was a cast member at Walt Disney World. She worked as a face character, playing Cinderella, and Snow White. I used to work at Disney World and I never ran across any Pirncess' this hot!! Hope this helps you through Hump Day!!

Tuesday's Treat

So you guys know that I have a lil bit of a cupcake fetish, so heres a new feature I have added!!! YAAAAY for cupcakes!!!!

Thought these were more than appropriate for this week!!! Enjoy!

How 'bout them Manning boys

Congrats Eli. You played like a Champ tonight buddy!!

Ewwww....I bet that stings

You see Bill, cheaters never prosper. Karma will always come back around and bite you in the butt. Noone is going to remember 18-1. Way to go New York!!

I miss the good ole days...

back when it was actually worth it to watch the halftime show at the Super Bowl. I mean really Tom Petty is the best that they could do? This is like one of the #1 watched events in all of America, they have a HUGE talent pool to pick from and they choose Tom Petty. Don't get me wrong I am not discrediting his musical talent. He has had 18 grammy nominations and numerous other awards, but give America something to shake their booty to! Janet really screwed the pooch with that "Wardrobe Malfunction" ARGGGHHHHH....Damn stray titty!

Man how times flies when you aren't writing blogs...

So it seems I went on a lil writers strike myself for a while, but I'm back!!! Whew glad thats over...now if only the real writers would do the same.

Bea and I had a lil too much wine, and this was the outcome

BAHAHAHAHA

Holy Manolo

Words can't describe my excitement!! I hope this movie is as Fabolous as I imagine it to be!!!

Yup Thats the Fattest Girl I Have Ever Seen

Come on people....SERIOUSLY!!! What the fuck is wrong with everyone!! If Jennifer Love Hewitt is fat then what the hell is the rest of the biscuit and gravy eating world!!! Yeah she has put on a lil weight. She is happy, she is in love. IT FREAKIN HAPPENS!!! Is it so bad that we have to go and make her flaws front page news!! Everyone is so tough sitting behind there lil computer screens typing all these mean spirited things. I would like to see what you look like!!! I bet you look like Gisele Bundchen in a bikini huh?? UGHHH stuff like this just makes me sick!! In the words of Tyra Banks all of you haters out there can "KISS MY FAT ASS" I got your back J. Love!!!

Ohh to be 10 again

Today my lil sister is 10 years old. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MORGAN!!!! I can't imagine how quiet the last decade would have been without you. hehehe!!!

You Killed Jim Halpert

As I said earlier I am suffering from Office withdrawl. This is the best thing I have seen all day. We all loved you, you floppy haired girl!!!

Save the Receptionist. Save the World.

It has been torture the last two weeks knowing that all I am coming home to on Thursday nights is reruns. Not that I dont love me some reruns, but I already have all of them on DVD. I need some knew and exciting side splitting humor!! Someone rescue me from this nightmare.

Sorry SaraJean...

There is a new dime in town and I am not trying to play favorites but I would be lying if I said the best part of Tuesday night wasn't watching "Eden" try to corrupt the men of McNamara /Troy. Even though she is a deviant character on the show she is just mesmerizing. AnnaLynne McCord, you are the next big thing!! Is it weird that both my fave girls go by two names???HMMMMMM?

"HO HO HO" NO MO

Are we serious?? Santas all over Australia have been told they have to use "Ha Ha Ha" instead of the age old "Ho Ho Ho" so as not to offend women. WTF? We are talking about little kids who don't know "Ho Ho Ho" in any other context other than "That's what Santa says" I mean is saying Ho Ho Ho any worse than taking your kid to a public place and sitting him on some old mans lap, who for all we know could be running kiddy porn out of his basement. In my opinion Santa can Ho all he wants to. Maybe we could get Don Imus a new gig. "Nappy headed HO HO HO"

I am F*ing Bummed

So as you all know the Writers Guild of America is on strike and with damn good reason, but still as an avid television viewer I am freaking bummed. This means no new episodes of The Office are being filmed and from Jenna Fischers blog that I read the funniest episode to date was in the works and all production has stopped for the show!!! UGHHH! Damn studios! I don't know why they think that they can just suck up all the money from all the new forms of media with out giving the actors, writers, directors any residuals. WTF??? The studios would be nothing without these people. Do I tune in so that I can see the Peacock Logo at the bottom of my screen. NO!! I tune in to watch Steve Carell, Jenna Fischer, John Krasinski and Rainn Wilson, perform the scripts that Greg Daniels and slew of other people wrote and produced. Not that I am like a huge artsy farsty advocate, but damn. Those people work hard and they are getting shit on. PLEASE GIVE THESE PEOPLE SOME MONEY SO I CAN HAVE "THE OFFICE" BACK!!!!!!!

WANTED: Middle aged black man with sass. Big butt, even bigger heart

Been home all morning having and Office marathon. I can't believe there are people that do not watch this show. I mean it is cutting edge, fast, there are quick cuts. It's youthful, sorta MTV on crack. Please do yourself a favor and go to Wal-mart and for a small fee of $18 you can purchase the first season. If you do not like it, I will refund your money to you.......well maybe not, but you should probably do some soul searching because you are a D-BAG!!!!!

Sorry its been a while..

Wow...it has been a while since I have posted. Sad thing is that really nothing has changed too much. I started a new business venture which I am Super Excited about. I am now a Passion Parties Consultant. I cant wait to see all the cool things that this business has to offer. Seth and I are going to Las Vegas in March for the annual convention. Woo Hoo!! Never been to Vegas before so I am thrilled!!! Maybe I can double my money and then double it a couple more times. Who knows?

I've got an idea

So it appears that Britney Spears has lost custody of her kids to Kevin Federline....Ok I am going to say it again, Britney Spears lost Custody to Kevin Federline. Honestly people how big of a F**k up do you have to be for a judge to think that the most fit parent in the whole ordeal is K-Fed?? Hey Brit, you should write a book for all those mothers in the world just looking to get rid of their lil snot nosed brats....

Brits Guide to Un-Motherhood

1) Become close gal pals with Paris Hilton

2)Throw away all your underwear

3)Shave your head

4)Beat up random things with an umbrella

5)Take the kids for a spin in your lap with no license

6)Meet skanky guys and get snapped having relations with him in a hot tub
7)Perform multiple hit and runs

8)Let your dog sh*t on designer clothing

9)Wear fishnet hose on a day to day basis

10)At the biggest performance of your life, make the whole world think you drank a big bottle of "What the hell is going on?"

This could really take off. Just a thought.

GOD I MISS YOU SO MUCH

It's 2:32 am and I cant sleep, and he is the only person that I can think about.