Sorry SaraJean...

There is a new dime in town and I am not trying to play favorites but I would be lying if I said the best part of Tuesday night wasn't watching "Eden" try to corrupt the men of McNamara /Troy. Even though she is a deviant character on the show she is just mesmerizing. AnnaLynne McCord, you are the next big thing!! Is it weird that both my fave girls go by two names???HMMMMMM?

"HO HO HO" NO MO

Are we serious?? Santas all over Australia have been told they have to use "Ha Ha Ha" instead of the age old "Ho Ho Ho" so as not to offend women. WTF? We are talking about little kids who don't know "Ho Ho Ho" in any other context other than "That's what Santa says" I mean is saying Ho Ho Ho any worse than taking your kid to a public place and sitting him on some old mans lap, who for all we know could be running kiddy porn out of his basement. In my opinion Santa can Ho all he wants to. Maybe we could get Don Imus a new gig. "Nappy headed HO HO HO"

I am F*ing Bummed

So as you all know the Writers Guild of America is on strike and with damn good reason, but still as an avid television viewer I am freaking bummed. This means no new episodes of The Office are being filmed and from Jenna Fischers blog that I read the funniest episode to date was in the works and all production has stopped for the show!!! UGHHH! Damn studios! I don't know why they think that they can just suck up all the money from all the new forms of media with out giving the actors, writers, directors any residuals. WTF??? The studios would be nothing without these people. Do I tune in so that I can see the Peacock Logo at the bottom of my screen. NO!! I tune in to watch Steve Carell, Jenna Fischer, John Krasinski and Rainn Wilson, perform the scripts that Greg Daniels and slew of other people wrote and produced. Not that I am like a huge artsy farsty advocate, but damn. Those people work hard and they are getting shit on. PLEASE GIVE THESE PEOPLE SOME MONEY SO I CAN HAVE "THE OFFICE" BACK!!!!!!!

WANTED: Middle aged black man with sass. Big butt, even bigger heart

Been home all morning having and Office marathon. I can't believe there are people that do not watch this show. I mean it is cutting edge, fast, there are quick cuts. It's youthful, sorta MTV on crack. Please do yourself a favor and go to Wal-mart and for a small fee of $18 you can purchase the first season. If you do not like it, I will refund your money to you.......well maybe not, but you should probably do some soul searching because you are a D-BAG!!!!!

Sorry its been a while..

Wow...it has been a while since I have posted. Sad thing is that really nothing has changed too much. I started a new business venture which I am Super Excited about. I am now a Passion Parties Consultant. I cant wait to see all the cool things that this business has to offer. Seth and I are going to Las Vegas in March for the annual convention. Woo Hoo!! Never been to Vegas before so I am thrilled!!! Maybe I can double my money and then double it a couple more times. Who knows?

I've got an idea

So it appears that Britney Spears has lost custody of her kids to Kevin Federline....Ok I am going to say it again, Britney Spears lost Custody to Kevin Federline. Honestly people how big of a F**k up do you have to be for a judge to think that the most fit parent in the whole ordeal is K-Fed?? Hey Brit, you should write a book for all those mothers in the world just looking to get rid of their lil snot nosed brats....

Brits Guide to Un-Motherhood

1) Become close gal pals with Paris Hilton

2)Throw away all your underwear

3)Shave your head

4)Beat up random things with an umbrella

5)Take the kids for a spin in your lap with no license

6)Meet skanky guys and get snapped having relations with him in a hot tub
7)Perform multiple hit and runs

8)Let your dog sh*t on designer clothing

9)Wear fishnet hose on a day to day basis

10)At the biggest performance of your life, make the whole world think you drank a big bottle of "What the hell is going on?"

This could really take off. Just a thought.

GOD I MISS YOU SO MUCH

It's 2:32 am and I cant sleep, and he is the only person that I can think about.

Letterman vs Paris

The newest feud has hit the media. Holy Crap! This was very awkward to watch. He rips the celebutante a new asshole!!

This just never gets old

I feel a Coors Light Press Conference coming on

Something Wicked This Way Comes...

October is here and that means that Halloween is rapidly approaching!! I love the month of October. Carving pumpkins, hours and hours of horror movie reruns, candy, costumes, haunted houses, aghhh its my favorite. I cant wait to start the festivities!! I haven't made a final decision on my costume, but I will let you know as soon as I do. I am trying to get Seth into the spirit, but he isn't the costume type. I will think of something though.

I Support The Rabid

The Office last night was amazing. I think that is definitely going to be one of those episodes that is just going to become more and more funny every time you watch it!! I was so inspired by the cause that I went to NBC.com and ordered my very own Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredeth Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure T-Shirt. I can't wait for it to get here!!
So many classic moments last night......
PB&J come fourth with their relationship
Dwight kills Angela's Cat (Sprinkles)
Pam sees Michaels weenie
Michael Carbo-Loads minutes before the race
Meredeth gets hit by a car
Andy's Nipples Bleed
WHAT AN AMAZING SHOW!!!

Dime of the Day

Jessica Biel

This is the booty that has tied down Justin Timberlake!!! Ummm so I am going to go to the gym now!!

I feel like dancin'

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!!! HOUR LONG SEASON PREMIERE OF THE OFFICE!! I AM SO EXCITED!! THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN THIS!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

Today I am 22. Kind of an unexciting age but I guess I can make the best of it!!!

Dime Of The Day

Michele Merkin

Model/host of TV's Next Best Thing on ABC. I was first in awww over this girl when I was flippin through the pages of Maxim and saw her photo shoot. Talk about HOTT!!!

Candy Fit For A King

If you know me at all then you know I kind of have a little bit of an obsession with Elvis Presley. I have collectibles, I love to visit Graceland, I named my dog after him, so you can imagine my excitement when I saw this...

I was going through the checkout at Wal-Mart and it caught my eye!! PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA REESES!! YUM!! It is the same chocolate and peanut butter creation that we all know and love but at the bottom there is a layer of banana cream, which is made with real banana flakes so the taste is great. These were inspired by Elvis' love for peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Reese’s have really taken the “Limited Edition” title to a new level as these packages are labeled “Collector Edition”. “Hawaiian” Elvis is on the “King” size packs, regular size has two Elvis images - young Elvis and another “mature” Elvis, and the miniature packs have young Elvis in black with a guitar. Collectible? Why, yes - and tasty too.

Im Sorry Master Chief

2 Days ago our XBox 360 Elite disc drive went out. By the time that we send it off and get a new one in the mail it will be somewhere around 3 weeks from now. What makes this even worse is that the most anticipated game of the year comes out tonight. HALO 3 is available at stores at midnight tonight. We have had this game pre-ordered for months, and so we are going to have to sit here and look at it in the case while the rest of the known world is on XBox Live battling to the death. Ohh and to make matters even worse I just got Nip/Tuck Season 4 on HD DVD and now I can't even watch them because our HD DVD player works directly with the 360. UGHHHH!

I can get some sleep now, I finally know...

This day has been long awaited for me and many other people in my inner circle. AGHHHHH so excited!

1,2,3,4...Im about to lose my mind

I can't get this song out of my head. I actually liked the song until I caught myself in the middle of Target singing it out loud!!! DAMN YOU APPLE!!!

Dime of the Day

Gisele Bundchen


Seriously folks, it doesn't get much better than this.